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The Best Bars In Capitol Hill

Cap Hill nightlife is like playing your preschool-era garbage remote control car which eventually was recalled by the toy company: you never know which way it’s going to go, but it’s a really good time regardless. Plan any night out that involves having some kind of alcohol, and chances are you’ll decide on Capitol Hill - and with good reason. There’s never been such a quality mix of cocktail bars where you can host your Jane Austen book club alongside places where you’ll feel the need to yell, “DOWN THE HATCH, B*TCHES.” Here are our favorite places to drink on the hill, for anywhere you should find yourself on that spectrum of needs.

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Bait Shop

Capitol Hill
606 Broadway E
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Bait shop is part nautical bar, part tropical tiki joint, and you can add pineapple or bacon to anything on the menu. It’s great for making a pit stop during your bar crawl, or for grabbing a huge round booth and lingering the whole night playing Uno and passing around baskets of fish and chips. As for drinks, the daily-rotating frozen cocktail makes repeat visits exciting, and the painkiller (rum, pineapple, coconut, orange, nutmeg, and cinnamon) makes just about anything exciting.

Unicorn

Capitol Hill
1118 E Pike St
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Stay far away from Unicorn if you wanted a chill night discussing politics. This place is a mystical carnival-themed sensory overload where you’ll eat corn dogs, play arcade games, and knock back cocktails that have names like “Americorn” and are loaded with bubblegum vodka, high fructose corn syrup, and other things your dentist will have to deal with later. If it’s someone’s birthday, order them a unicorn jizz and make them wear “the hat” (AKA a bedazzled baseball helmet with a two-foot-long horn hot-glued to it). Just be warned: the rowdiest skee-ball tournament we’ve ever witnessed and someone falling face-first into a pinball machine has happened here, and you can expect similarly ridiculous debauchery whenever you go.

Canon

Capitol Hill
928 12th Ave
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Chances are, you already know about the cocktail holy grail that is Canon. But if you haven’t made it there by now, your resistance to flaming-hot jealousy must be top notch. Canon is like Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory for anyone who cares about fancy craft cocktails. Or pretends to. Or just generally enjoys alcohol. Order from the menu/mixology history book, or trust the bartender to whip something up from the wall of liquor that’s so massive it needs its own dewey decimal system. You can make an online reservation on two conditions: that you have four people or less, and that you put down a $25 deposit for the group.

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It’s true: drinking inside Optimism will make you look on the brighter side - flights on flights of homemade beer will do that to you. Don’t come here looking for a basil-beet-dragonfruit-infused sour ale - Optimism is about simple, classic stuff. Grab a long table with your crew next to the mountain range of steel beer-making tanks, have a bite from the daily-rotating food truck, and Saturday afternoon is officially excellent. If, after all that, you still see your glass as half-empty, it just means you need to chug the rest and order another one.

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Linda’s isn’t exactly a dive bar, but it’s also not where you bring your country club friends who wear plaid golf pants. It’s the perfect spot for a shot-and-beer combo, or you can sip a great local cider or a margarita. There’s a big back patio, taxidermy, arcade machines, and a fun crowd at all times. The jukebox tunes don’t stop, and the snacks are good too (despite the inevitably long wait for food). We don’t have any idea who Linda is, but she rocks.

Stout

Capitol Hill
1530 11th Ave
7.5
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Stout is a great utility bar - it’s never too busy to find a table big enough for your group, and it works for a birthday cocktail pregame, a midday beer-and-sports meetup, a spot for your low-key first date, or your salvation when it’s late-night and you need something to soak up the last three hours of drinking. During the summer, they open up the giant windows, and it makes for excellent day drinking after a frisbee session at Cal Anderson Park. Get the Capitol Hill Mule and the salami flatbread.

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Go ahead and picture the most stereotypical representation of a biergarten you can dream up. This is Rein Haus, and it’s actually great. This place is huge and packed to the brim with long wooden tables, bratwurst, and college students who managed to sneak in with their fake ID’s. If you can get past the fact that the line to the bathroom will be excruciating and that most of the people here are basically children, bring the gang and pound liters of interesting beers in glass boots, eat comically large pretzels, and pay the eight dollars an hour to play bocce ball super competitively until you basically hate your friends. Prost.

Bar Vacilando is the relatively new, vibey cocktail bar that must be a total secret, because it’s typically pretty empty. But this works to your advantage for any situation where you’d prefer to be able to hear your conversation and not wait 20 minutes for a gimlet. The cocktails are also good (get the Honey Badger) and priced suspiciously reasonably, and there’s a hidden back patio that looks like an Anthropologie photoshoot waiting to happen.

Captain Blacks

Capitol Hill
129 Belmont Ave E

Captain Black’s isn’t much on the inside, but you’re definitely coming here when the weather’s warm for rotating draught cocktails and killer fried chicken on the rooftop patio. It’s the perfect place to day drink away your Sunday afternoon, and to instagram your Tito’s and lemonade held up toward the sky while everyone around you groans (and then does the same).

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Tin Table is up the stairs in the Oddfellows Building (walk past Molly Moon’s, resist the smell of waffle cones, and head under the red awning) right across the hall from Century Ballroom, so it’s a perfect place to grab an old fashioned or a spritzer after taking a samba class with a new date (bold move, by the way). They have great bar snacks like wings and fries (but if your bar snack of choice is risotto you can have that too), and exposed brick, which always makes a bar cooler. It’s been proven somehow.

The Pine Box

Capitol Hill
1600 Melrose Ave

Nothing makes us feel more alive than drinking while sitting on a pew inside a renovated mortuary. The Pine Box has the shell of a funeral home but the trendy atmosphere of a cool beer bar with tons of taps. Great for a casual weeknight drink/brick oven pizza or a pitstop during a bar-hopping spree. Either way, even if it doesn’t exactly pair with your triple IPA, get the big ass chocolate chunk cookie.

Bar Sue

Capitol Hill
1407 14th Ave

Bar Sue has a friendly Southern vibe, but without any wild west paraphernalia and way fewer handlebar mustaches. There’s always a good crowd, they make their own fireball, and they serve truffle gnocchi mac and cheese and cuban paninis until midnight. Eat it all, but maybe plan to do some Zumba tomorrow after your hangover wears off.

If you think cider houses are dumb, then you clearly haven’t been to Capitol Cider. It feels like being 16 and hanging out with your friends in your basement playing board games, but without any mildew smells, and with alcohol you obtained legally. If you’re lucky enough to get a table, break out the Cards Against Humanity and grab a pint of something semi-dry if you’re into the classics, or a funky apple mead if you’re feeling like a medieval court jester (or just adventurous).

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Knee-High Stocking Company is the least-touristy of all of the Seattle “speakeasies,” so that automatically makes it one of the best. Perfect for a birthday surprise, because it’s fun to lead the guest of honor to the random unmarked door they’ve definitely seen before and just thought lead to a gross laundromat or sad mother-in-law apartment. Make an online reservation, ring the doorbell, and some incredible cocktails and paintings of things like cherubs and madames await.

A fantastic choice in the Northern part of Cap Hill, where classier bars are few and far between. The retractable ceiling converts the back room to a patio when the sun’s out, the menus are slipped inside kid’s book covers, they make good cocktails, and the Spanish tapas plates are pretty solid, too. If you’re undecided, put down your copy of “The Berenstein Bears and the Messy Room” and have the bartender improvise.

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