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Guide

Where To Escape Art Basel

If you want nothing to do with Art Basel - or just need a small break - try one of these spots.

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Updated November 16th, 2021

Every December, tens of thousands of people rush to Miami for Art Basel, driven by the prospect of free champagne and the proximity to various celebrities. Maybe you’re one of them. Or maybe you hate the traffic and kind of want to punch the whole concept of Art Basel in its face. That’s fair. And that’s also what this guide is for. It’s full of places that are hanging out just past the fence of Art Basel mayhem, like Wilson from Home Improvement. These spots steer clear of the ridiculous Basel neighborhoods like Wynwood, South Beach, Mid-Beach, and Downtown - and we can just about guarantee you won’t have to watch a live mural painting in the dining room or have your reservation bumped for Adam Levine’s party of 12.

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Amelia's 1931

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KoreanCuban  in  Tamiami
$$$$ 13601 SW

Amelia’s is one of our favorite Cuban spots in town - especially when we’ve grown a little tired of typical Cuban dishes. Amelia’s serves up food that blends Korean, Chinese, Peruvian, and more cuisines with Cuban ingredients. You won’t find chicharron-battered mozzarella sticks, Peruvian arroz con pollo fritters, and oxtail nachos anywhere else in town - and we’re pretty sure no Manhattan gallerist is going to sacrifice precious networking time to take an Uber out to Tamiami.

Merritt Smail

Awash Ethiopian Restaurant

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$$$$ 19934 NW 2nd Ave

Awash Ethiopian, Miami-Dade’s only Ethiopian restaurant, is in Miami Gardens, a city well north of all the Basel stuff. The relaxing little restaurant is a great place to hide from traffic and influencers while tearing off chunks of spongy injera and scooping up piles of beautifully seasoned vegetables and meat. The best things to get here are the Taste of Awash platter or the vegetarian combo. An Ethiopian coffee to finish things off is a good call, especially if you have to fight through 45 minutes worth of traffic on the way home.

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El Carajo Tapas and Wine

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$$$$ 2465 SW 17th Ave

Sage from Brooklyn - who’s in town to perform his newest piece entitled Unplugged, in which he screams at a pile of AirPods for 17-hours to protest toxic consumerism - is not going anywhere near a Coconut Grove gas station. Which is good, because that’s where the tapas restaurant El Carajo is located. They serve things like bacon-wrapped dates, Spanish omelettes, and a great pulpo al ajillo alongside a huge wine selection. Pick out your own bottle for retail price (plus a $10 corkage fee), which is the same price Sage is asking people to donate to his GoFundMe for his “streaming cleanse” in Tulum.

Maxwell Bros. Clothing Store

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$$$$ 17395 S Dixie Hwy

The Art Basel crowd probably couldn’t point out Palmetto Bay on a map, even if that map was just a map of Palmetto Bay. So it’s a safe bet that they won’t follow you to Maxwell Bros, a fun beer bar and pizza shop in Palmetto Bay. Come here to (spoiler alert) drink beer and eat very good Neapolitan pizza. They also just opened up an ice cream shop right next door, and we truly can’t think of a better antidote to Art Basel than an unpretentious night of beer, pizza, and ice cream.

Justin Namon

Kush by Stephens

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SandwichesDeli  in  Hialeah
$$$$ 1000 E 16th St

You won’t stumble into a Paris Hilton DJ set in Hialeah. But you will find Stephen’s, a classic Jewish deli that’s been revamped by the Kush team. Here, you can relax while sipping a whiskey egg cream and eating an excellent deli sandwich. The Rachel, which is like a Reuben with pastrami instead of corned beef, is our favorite thing to eat here. After you polish that off, check out the cocktail bar in the back.

Tasty Planet

Korean Kitchen

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$$$$ 1661 NE 163rd St

Korean Kitchen is a great casual Korean spot in North Miami with a little covered outdoor deck that’s perfect for lazily drinking a bottle of soju while making fun of the kind of people who’d pay $120,000 for a banana taped to a wall. But you should still come here if you’re not in a soju mood, because this place makes some of Miami’s best Korean food, like a huge seafood pancake, bibimbap, Korean corndogs, and fish cakes in a spicy broth.

Cleveland Jennings

Mi Rinconcito Mexicano

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$$$$ 1961 SW 8th St

The crowds in Little Havana will probably swell during Art Basel, but Mi Rinconcito Mexicano won’t look much different than it does any other time of year. The dining room will be mostly full of people who know that this is one of the best places for a no-nonsense Mexican meal in town. Get a horchata, pork gorditas, and know that the piñatas hanging from the ceiling are about as artsy as it’s going to get.

Photo Courtesy Captain Jim's

Captain Jim's Seafood

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$$$$ 12950 W Dixie Hwy

If you are more interested in sitting in a booth with perfectly cooked conch, shrimp, and grouper than a VIP section with two-thirds of the cast of Vanderpump Rules, Captain Jim’s is a good choice. This neighborhood seafood spot serves local catches (and more seafood) blackened, grilled, or fried. It’s in North Miami, so it should be safely out of the Basel zone - but this place is so good you should plan on coming back when the dust clears.

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Panya Thai

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Thai  in  North Miami
$$$$ 520 NE 167th St

Panya Thai is our favorite Thai restaurant in town, thanks to a consistently excellent menu that includes familiar dishes like pad thai along with hard-to-find (in Miami, at least) Thai dishes like boat noodle soup, yen ta fo, and a great steamed pumpkin custard for dessert. The restaurant itself is refreshingly quiet and calm. Everything here tastes incredible too, and is so much more fun than spending 45 minutes looking at paintings that make your bank account feel bad about itself.

Tasty Planet

Steve's Pizza

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$$$$ 12010 Biscayne Blvd

The closest thing to a mural at Steve’s is the random graffiti left by scribbling locals. The next-closest thing to a mural at Steve’s is pizza, which isn’t even close to a mural, which is exactly our point. This North Miami spot is a simple restaurant where locals come to sit down and eat very good NY-style pizza, so come here to do the same if you need a break from conversations about the importance of establishing oneself as a “thought leader” on social media.

Tarik Sparks

Pinch Kitchen

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$$$$ 8601 Biscayne Blvd

The Upper Eastside’s Pinch kind of looks like a house from the street, and it feels that way when you step inside, too. It’s quiet in here, with no blaring music or overworked servers sprinting through the dining room. No one seems to be in a rush or a bad mood, and that could be because it’s very hard to be upset when you’re eating the food here - which includes very good things like croquetas, gambas al ajillo, and a fantastic burger.

Tasty Planet

Wabi Sabi Miami

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$$$$ 851 NE 79th St

Wabi Sabi is one of the best Japanese restaurants in the city, and is generally quiet enough to read a book or bring a sleeping baby you’re not trying to wake up. They serve that sushi in a few different forms. Their donburi bowls are excellent and filling, with a base of sushi rice, cha-soba noodles, or greens. They offer maki as well as a la carte nigiri, sashimi, and very good hand rolls. Their location just off 79th Street causeway should keep you far from central’s Miami’s very bad traffic, which will have both babies and adults crying within five minutes.

Cleveland Jennings

Lemoni Cafe

$$$$ 4600 NE 2nd Ave Ste 8

This is the only spot on the guide that falls well within the Art Basel bubble. We’re including it just in case - willingly or accidentally - you find yourself in or around the Design District during Basel. There will probably be a rugby scrum of people trying to get a table at Mandolin, so what you should do is walk two blocks north to Lemoni, where you will get solid Mediterranean food while everyone at Mandolin is bludgeoning each other with $7,000 absurdist sculptures they just bought at an art fair.

Karli Evans

Tropical Chinese Restaurant

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$$$$ 7991 Bird Rd

Tropical Chinese is a classic spot in Miami for dim sum, which they serve Monday-Saturday from 11:30-3:30pm, and Sunday from 10:30-3:30pm, while most of the Art Basel crowd is probably fighting off a hangover via one of those companies that come to your apartment with an IV drip. The Bird Road restaurant is far enough southwest of Basel that you could stay here for hours eating dumplings, shrimp rice rolls, and their incredible baked roast pork buns without seeing a single influencer.

Cleveland Jennings

Kon Chau

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$$$$ 8376 Bird Rd

Kon Chau is another great Chinese restaurant just off Bird Road, and usually a bit calmer than Tropical Chinese. They serve some of Miami’s best dim sum all day, with options like plump shrimp and pork shumai and green tea mushroom dumplings. The very good steamed roast pork buns are worth ordering too. They’re also in the same shopping complex as Lucky Oriental Mart, a little Chinese grocery store where you can buy some frozen dumplings and more supplies, because you’re not trying to leave the house at all this weekend.

Tarik Sparks

Josh's Deli

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AmericanDeli  in  Surfside
$$$$ 9517 Harding Ave.

Miami Beach is basically one big no-no during Basel, but the further north you go, the calmer it gets. And by the time you hit Josh’s Deli in Surfside, you’re in the clear. Come here for breakfast, brunch, or lunch since they close at 3pm. But you can expect one of the best pastrami sandwiches in town, some cocktails good for day drinking, and a simple everything bagel with lox.

Tasty Planet

Oishi Thai

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ThaiSushi  in  North Miami
$$$$ 14841 Biscayne Blvd

This North Miami spot is in a strip mall next to a TGI Fridays, which is the least Art Basel sentence we can think of. But the food is really good, and the restaurant is comfortable and quiet. Oishi has a big menu, and even though it’s got “Thai” in its name, sushi - and really anything with raw fish - is what you want to eat here. Start with the white fish truffle, served in little spoons of lychee, yuzu, truffle oil, and white fish that you get to slurp like an oyster. Then take your pick of any of the hand rolls, which pretty much all taste as good as they sound.

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