Whoever said ‘knowledge is power’ obviously knew exactly where the closest candlelit restaurant was. Because yes, it’s easy to know exactly how many footsteps it’ll take to get you from your front-door to the nearest meal deal (forty-two, we’ve done the leg work), but sometimes you want something better. Sometimes you want something great. Sometimes you want what we class as a great little place.
In general, GLPs (don’t hate us, we only ever get to use BLT as a business acronym) are:
- Cosy, intimate restaurants that are pretty small.
- Kind of quiet, but not boring.
- Places you won’t be accosted by 300 selfie sticks and lots of tourists.
- Restaurants with mains that are mostly under £15.
- Spots in busy areas that, for one reason or another, you’ve missed.
Now you have our list of London’s greatest little places, go forth and use it. And don’t worry, we won’t be offended if you claim this knowledge as your own. We get it. Enjoy.
Ducksoup is the poster child for GLPs. Genuinely tiny? Check. So charming and intimate that you completely forget that you’re in the belly of one of the busiest places on the planet? Check. Enough lovely, natural wine to sedate even your largest uncle? Absolutely. This place is usually pretty busy, but it’s worth squeezing a group of four onto a table designed for two for their eclectic menu of dishes like charred celeriac with salted ricotta, braised beef shin, and fried pork belly with pickled kumquat.
Parsons is the kind of place you could walk past every day for ten years presuming that it’s a barbers until one day you get a strong whiff of clam chowder, enter and realise it’s a great, little seafood spot. This place is not only an absolute sanctuary in the midst of the chaos of Covent Garden, but there’s also a lobster mash that will change your life. Granted, that might sound a little dramatic in relation to some potato and a cut-up crustacean, but just trust us, we’re yet to find a bad mood that can’t be improved by this side dish. This place gets bonus points for writing the daily specials on the white-tiled walls. Very cute.
Okay, we hear you. The name Peckham Bazaar, doesn’t scream cosy, intimate comfort. After all, the last time you were at a bazaar someone stole your debit card and you paid 70 quid for an ornamental Bornean blowpipe. And that’s before we even start on what happened the last time you were drunk in Peckham. Don’t worry, Peckham Bazaar is actually exactly what you want from a GLP. This is the kind of restaurant you can spend hours in, drinking, eating octopus, and remembering what it’s like to live life with the stress levels of a sedated sloth. Just don’t miss the grilled quail.
Walking through South Kensington can be a dangerous business. One minute you’re just trying to up your natural history knowledge, and the next you’re lost in an endless stream of school children hyped up on fruit juice and the sudden social capital of an excellent T-Rex impression. That’s why it’s important to know that Pappa Roma, and specifically their giant wood-fired pizza, is exactly a five minute walk away from South Kensington station. This place is cheap and cheerful, with mosaic tiling, candles aplenty, and the GLP piece de resistance: pictures of people’s grandparents on the wall.
We like to think that after the success of his 2014 film The Grand Budapest Hotel, Wes Anderson popped over the Atlantic and set up Lina Stores. Mostly because it’s in his signature pastel colour scheme, but also because if we were millionaires we’d set up a restaurant like this as a sort of pasta public service for Londoners too. If you’re in Soho after work or before the theatre and want something casual, inexpensive, and downright cute whilst avoiding the bright lights of 8000 chains, Lina Stores is a great bet. They serve small plates of pasta that are perfect for a little romantic dish sharing, or for not losing your temper with a particularly indecisive friend.
There’s a ewe’s cheese on the menu of this tapas bar that’s described as having a bold personality. We like that. Of course, having never met the ewe in question we can’t guarantee it’s true, but we do know that the dishes at this very endearing spot on Upper Street are pretty much guaranteed to make you happy. This is the kind of place you stumble upon by complete accident (or, by reading this guide) and return to time and time again. Go with a group of mates, get lots of ham, oxtail croquettes, the sweet pork stew, churros, and the hazelnut liqueur to finish. Be pleased with yourself.
Sure, at first you bonded on Bumble over your mutual love, respect, and admiration for Wetherspoons. But now things have gone to the next level and you want to show them that you also know about places that don’t serve pitchers of Woo Woo. That’s where Lady Of The Grapes comes in. This female winemakers focused wine bar in Covent Garden has plenty of exposed brick, rustic wooden tables, and shelves stacked to the brim with organic wines. Come for some charcuterie over candlelight and a tipsy exploration of their many, many wines.
We want to live inside Rubedo. Granted, we’d probably eat more burrata than is good for a human being, but honestly, we’re pretty sure it would be worth it. Plus, we look a lot better in candlelight. This Stoke Newington spot has a winning combination of excellent, simple Italian-inspired food and the feeling that you’ve just stepped off a plane somewhere where you need a high SPF and irony-free birkenstocks.
You haven’t seen your pals in a while and you’ll be damned if your catch up is interrupted by Calvin Harris’ discography or a waiter telling you the life story of each grape that ended up in your malbec. No, you need a spot like Kudu. This proper charmer of a restaurant in Peckham serves sophisticated South African inspired food that will satisfy your need for some excellent small plates, as well as bread you’ll be willing to fight over every last crumb of. There are also biltong scratchings. Yes, that’s a thing. And they’re glorious.
There are four Sodo Pizza spots in London, which means it was very almost axed from this GLP list (read that back in your best Simon Cowell lilt, intimidating right?). But, apart from having some of the best sourdough pizza in London, their Clapton spot is particularly small, and particularly lovely. There’s a big old communal table with a couple of benches, some stools, and burn marks on the walls from where everyone was just having too much of a good time to worry about candle control. Think of it this way, you’re the tired-end-of-day-commuter moth, Sodo Clapton is the flame. Don’t fight it.
Remember that place you stumbled upon in Lyon several years ago? You know, the one that still makes you a little misty eyed whenever you think about how quaint the table cloths were? And the memory of their cheese list still visits you in your dreams? Well, despite being on a main road in Farringdon, La Ferme has exactly that feel. Yes, the plants are fake, your table might excessively wobble, and the paintings of random vegetables will probably offend your more modernist friends, but it’s all part of the charm. Come here with a few of your favourite people, eat a sh*t tonne of cheese, and witness your mates say ‘isn’t this lovely’ every five minutes as they get progressively hammered on bordeaux, with camembert on their chins.