Miami's best clubstaurant options if you happen to be planning a bachelorette party—or just want to dance on a dinner table.
March 16, 2023
Queen is a massive South Beach clubstaurant in a historic art deco theater. The food is forgettable, but the space is truly impressive.
Fabel is an outdoor Wynwood clubstaurant with a clichéd beach club design, mostly good food, and excruciatingly slow service.
Giselle is a clubstaurant on the roof of Miami's most ridiculous nightclub. It's pure chaos, the food is bad, and the only way you'll have fun is if you're not paying.
March 8, 2023
Gekkō is a Brickell sushi and steak restaurant co-owned by Bad Bunny. It's just a shame it doesn't feel more like the musician.
October 12, 2022
Sexy Fish is a restaurant so over-the-top it feels like an LSD trip. The food is mediocre, but no one comes here for the food.
August 4, 2022
Upper East Side
Chica is a big Latin restaurant in the Upper East Side with expensive food that isn’t great. But their weekend dinner party is kind of fun.
June 24, 2022
Mango’s is a hilariously Miami tourist trap in South Beach that can actually be kind of fun—as long as you know what you're in for.
Salvaje is a strange rooftop clubstaurant that isn’t good for much.
South BeachLincoln Road
Mila is a see-and-be-seen Lincoln Road rooftop restaurant, and some of the food is good.
May 18, 2022
Seaspice is a clubby waterfront restaurant on the Miami River. It’s very expensive and you come here more for the scene than the food.
May 16, 2022
South BeachSouth of Fifth
HaSalon is an Israeli restaurant in South of Fifth where people dance on tables and wave napkins in the air.
April 12, 2022
Como Como is a South Beach Mexican restaurant with a clubby atmosphere.