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The Least-Awful Clubstaurants In Miami
Miami's best clubstaurant options if you happen to be planning a bachelorette party—or just want to dance on a dinner table.
A Clubstaurant
Guide
The Least-Awful Clubstaurants In Miami
Miami's best clubstaurant options if you happen to be planning a bachelorette party—or just want to dance on a dinner table.
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Queen
Queen is a massive South Beach clubstaurant in a historic art deco theater. The food is forgettable, but the space is truly impressive.
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Fabel
Fabel is an outdoor Wynwood clubstaurant with a clichéd beach club design, mostly good food, and excruciatingly slow service.
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Giselle
Giselle is a clubstaurant on the roof of Miami's most ridiculous nightclub. It's pure chaos, the food is bad, and the only way you'll have fun is if you're not paying.
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Sexy Fish Miami
Sexy Fish is a restaurant so over-the-top it feels like an LSD trip. The food is mediocre, but no one comes here for the food.
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Chica
Chica is a big Latin restaurant in the Upper East Side with expensive food that isn’t great. But their weekend dinner party is kind of fun.
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Mango's Tropical Cafe
Mango’s is a hilariously Miami tourist trap in South Beach that can actually be kind of fun—as long as you know what you're in for.
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HaSalon Miami
HaSalon is an Israeli restaurant in South of Fifth where people dance on tables and wave napkins in the air.