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Where To Book Dinner For Your Boss

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Your boss makes a lot of money. Or, at the very least, a lot more money than you do. So them going off to expensive restaurants every night while you sweat out another box of Trader Joe’s tikka masala on your couch is just the way life crumbles right now. But look on the bright side - you can still take three shots of Fireball in public and wake up next to your ex and not have to worry about what the kids will think. Small victories.

Remember that when your boss calls you to set up tonight’s fancy dinner. And use this guide to help you nail that perfect restaurant - a place that’s pricey but not over-the-top, mature without giving away how old you think they are, and most importantly - somewhere you can actually get a reservation.

The Spots

Pistola

Beverly Grove
8022 W 3rd St
7.5
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Perfect For: Boss Who Thinks Poké Is That Game Everyone’s Playing On Their iPhones

Does your boss sign their name after every text they send you or have absolutely no idea who Lena Dunham is? Book them a table at Pistola. Not because it’s perfect for people without active HBOGo accounts, but because this Beverly Grove Italian spot has food that’s as familiar as it is good. No real surprises, and that’s entirely the point. They’ll get their Delmonico steak, some carbonara on the side, and a chopped salad because their doctor told them to up the greens this year.

Hinoki & The Bird

10 W Century Dr
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Perfect For: Boss Who Reps Daryl Hannah

Smack in the ice-cold heart of Century City, Hinoki & The Bird is ground zero for all things Hollywood power dinners and your only move when the boss barks that he/she "needs to settle this deal tonight." Here’s the good news - this CAA swap meet is actually pretty good. The menu is “Californian meets Japanese” which, in this case, apparently means everything. From oysters to boar ribs to lobster rolls, your boss will be happy whether they’re eating it or throwing it across the table at someone.

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Chi Spacca

Hollywood
6610 Melrose Ave
8.8
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Perfect For: Boss Who Thinks Meat Is A Status Symbol

Your boss once mentioned in a meeting that eating asparagus in public is a sign of weakness. No point in trying to fight that one, so make a reservation as fast as possible for the red meat shangri-la that is Chi Spacca. Part of the three-restaurant Mozzaplex on Melrose and Highland, Chi Spacca might seem small and subdued, but it’s all about going as big as possible here. If a 50oz. porterhouse for $250 doesn’t do the trick, then give up.

Perfect For: Boss Who Thinks Lake Como Just Isn’t What It Used To Be

It takes about two seconds inside this spot on top of the US Bank Tower to realize it revels mostly in one thing - impressing the sh*t out of people. If your boss is the kind of person that would be unfazed by a Tesla convertible filled with sexually-fluid Michael Kors models, 71Above is your best bet to at least get them to nod approvingly. The interior feels like one massive art piece, you can choose your own view during the reservation process, and the three-course meal doesn’t miss a beat.

Photo: Wonho Frank Lee
6.5
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Perfect For: Boss Who Says They’ll Eat Anything, But They Mean Only Salad

You’ve been down this road before. Your boss always says she's down for whatever as long as it’s good, and every time she orders the chopped salad. Save yourself the stress and just book Gracias Madre. While we’ll never endorse Mexican food without real meat or cheese, this gluten-free Instagram palace in Weho does a very decent salad. And those drinks? Always fantastic.

ink.

West Hollywood
8360 Melrose Ave
8.6
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Perfect For: Boss Who Saw The Entourage Movie In Theaters

Does your boss still talk about that time in 1998 when he hit the last cup in beer pong? Or yell “boo-yah!” after hanging up the phone while someone was still talking? Get the aging broseph over to Ink where he can go H.A.M. on some molecular baby carrots, turn up to rap music, and live out the end of his primal years in style. For all intents and purposes, ink. is a great restaurant. But there's a concerning undercurrent of guys clinging to their better years here, and your boss is one of them. Advanced warning: you're going with him because he doesn’t have a date.

Nobu

22706 Pacific Coast Hwy
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Perfect For: Boss You Haven’t Seen In A Month

If we lived in Malibu and could afford Nobu on a regular basis, you wouldn’t see much of us either. In a city where five-star sushi places are all but stacked on top of each other, Nobu Malibu is the undisputed king. World-class sushi, panoramic ocean views, and countless amounts of Kardashians.

8.2
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Perfect For: Boss Who Thinks You’re Perfect For One Of Their Adult Children

Your boss thinks they’re your legal guardian. They also think you’re perfect for their adult son, despite the fact that he's in a long-term relationship of his own, and that you like girls. Odys and Penelope on La Brea feels like you’re eating dinner at an upscale in-law's house in Aspen, with a floor-to-ceiling stack of wood, an open fire in the kitchen, and all the comfort food your boss could want. This is the dinner you get roped into because your boss wants you to meet their spouse, and also to show you more pictures of their son in case you forgot.

8.1
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Perfect For: Boss Who’s Pretending Their Alimony Checks Are Lottery Payouts

Your boss legitimately does not care anymore. Their marriage ended in courtroom chemical warfare and he/she is now dead set on wringing their spouse dry as quickly as possible. Trois Mec is one of those ticketed restaurants where you spend hundreds of dollars eating weird things a chef from TV thought up last night in his jacuzzi. You don’t come here for the warm vibes and kind hellos. You come here to eat experimental food in a laboratory setting, drink the most expensive bottle of wine on the menu, and not give two sh*ts how much the bill comes out to.

8.2
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Perfect For: Boss Who Wants To Eat “A Foodie Thing”

Your boss had a cronut at a catered Christmas party nine months ago, and now thinks he is Anthony Bourdain. He loves showing you pictures of melted cheese on the internet and very recently said “the beet is unstoppable” out loud. Just go with it. Kali on Melrose is one of those places that feels experimental (wheatberry risotto?), but is actually full of things you already love (see: risotto). It’s high-end enough for a client lunch meeting, but romantic enough for a pre-planned dinner with the spouse.

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Perfect For: Boss Who Died 14 Years Ago

Are you being haunted by your old boss? Are they hungry? Giorgio Baldi is a beach-facing graveyard masking as a very good Italian restaurant in the Palisades that they’ll love. Celebrities both alive and dead have been coming here for decades to reminisce about better times, and your boss’s spirit will be gloriously set free. The wine list seemingly goes on forever and that sweet corn agnolotti with truffle is a must-order even if they can’t digest anything because they’re a ghost.

Terrine

Beverly Grove
8265 Beverly Blvd.
7.9
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Perfect For: Boss Who Corrects Your Pronunciation Of French Food Incorrectly

Witnessing your boss try to pronounce beef bourguignon is, at this point, the reason you get up in the morning. Get them a table at Terrine. In the heart of Beverly Grove, this upscale French restaurant is the kind of place that makes its patrons feel like they know what they’re doing even if they obviously don't. The food is solid and accessible and that fantastic back patio is ideal for any lunch or dinner situation you need to set up.

Estrella

West Hollywood
8800 W Sunset Blvd
8.3
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Perfect For: Boss Who Casually References Past Drug Use Sometimes In The Elevator

Your boss definitely has their sh*t together. But they also had a really good run in the 1970’s and they like to talk about it. Estrella is one of the few bright spots along the Sunset Strip, and has a vibe straight out of Laurel Canyon peyote den. But a peyote den that’s also an upscale restaurant with a fantastic California menu, and a front patio that's not embarrassing for them to be seen in.

E.P & L.P.

603 N LA Cienega Blvd
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Perfect For: Boss Who Wants To Confirm Their Spouse Is Cheating On Them

EP & LP no doubt has one of the more impressive rooftop patios in the city, but it’s also one of those sacred places where high-powered bigwigs collide with the thirsty Eurobros and club rat coeds trickling down from Sunset. To put it frankly - it’s a scene. The downstairs restaurant itself is fine and its Asian-fusion menu won’t offend anybody. But things get touchy-feely fast on that patio, so keep your eyes peeled for familiar faces.

Mendocino Farms

West Hollywood
7100 Santa Monica Blvd.
6.9
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Perfect For: Boss Who’s Actually Just Your Roommate And You’re Holding The Boom Mic For His Sh*tty Short Film All Day

You technically don’t work till 5pm and lunch is free - that’s good enough for you. Mendocino Farms is basically LA’s version of Panera Bread that’s not a bummer, and a great option when someone hands you their credit card and tells you to spend $50 amongst four people who seemingly don’t care what you bring back. The sandwiches and salads taste way better than they need to, and it’s never not fun to order “A Sandwich Study Of Heat” in a sexy accent.

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