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4.7

Marion

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If you’re going to Marion in Brickell, it’s probably because you want to nibble on overpriced sushi at midnight in a dining room that doubles as a dance floor. At least, we hope that’s why. Because if you’re going here for an actual dinner, don’t. The awful menu is a confusing mess of overpriced Asian and Mediterranean dishes. Marion is a clubstaurant, a genre of Miami restaurant that usually means spending way too much money for awful food. But it doesn’t even rank among Miami’s least-awful clubstaurants. It’s not particularly fun or beautiful, so skip dinner here and just go to an actual club instead. 

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