Marion is a Brickell clubstaurant you should avoid.
Ryan PfefferSeptember 8, 2022
Elcielo is a boring tasting menu restaurant in Brickell that isn’t worth your time or money.
Nossa Omakase is the most expensive omakase in Miami. It's also the worst.
Ryan PfefferAugust 9, 2022
Salvaje is a strange rooftop clubstaurant that isn’t good for much.
Ryan PfefferJune 24, 2022
Osteria Vecchio Piemonte in Kendall is a popular Italian restaurant serving mediocre versions of northern Italian dishes.
Carlos C OlaecheaJune 10, 2022
Pummarola Coral Gables is a casual Italian restaurant with multiple locations in Miami.
Ryan PfefferMay 23, 2022
Jatto is a Wynwood restaurant that sounds way more impressive than it actually is.
Carlos C OlaecheaApril 27, 2022
Komodo is a sceney Brickell restaurant with a pretty disappointing (and expensive) menu.
Ryan PfefferMarch 15, 2022
Swan in the Design District is overpriced and incredibly pink, but can be useful for certain situations, like seeing a celebrity.
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Joia Beach is a restaurant and beach club with a good waterfront view—and not much else.
Ryan PfefferJanuary 14, 2022
Strada is a below-average Italian restaurant in Coconut Grove that’s too expensive and not good for much.
PM Fish is a strange, expensive Argentinian restaurant in Brickell where there’s really only one thing on the menu worth eating.
Los Fuegos is an expensive, over-the-top steakhouse in Mid-Beach that isn’t as interesting as it looks.
Christy’s is a Coral Gables steakhouse with disappointing food and a really strange aesthetic.
Okami is a Design District Nikkei restaurant that you should avoid at all costs.
Ch’i is a bad restaurant in Brickell that comes with a heaping side of cultural insensitivities.
Prince Street Pizza is an over-hyped pizza spot from NYC. They’re located in an outdoor food hall in Wynwood.
Ryan PfefferAugust 3, 2021
Crust is a strange Italian restaurant on the Miami River with pizza that isn’t very good.
Ryan PfefferMarch 2, 2020
Big Easy is a pretty random and unremarkable South African restaurant inside the Brickell City Centre.
Ryan PfefferNovember 15, 2019