Wasting Your Time and Money

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Marion is a Brickell clubstaurant you should avoid.

Ryan PfefferSeptember 8, 2022

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Elcielo is a boring tasting menu restaurant in Brickell that isn’t worth your time or money.

Ryan PfefferSeptember 8, 2022

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Nossa Omakase is the most expensive omakase in Miami. It's also the worst.

Ryan PfefferAugust 9, 2022

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Salvaje is a strange rooftop clubstaurant that isn’t good for much.

Ryan PfefferJune 24, 2022

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Osteria Vecchio Piemonte in Kendall is a popular Italian restaurant serving mediocre versions of northern Italian dishes.

Carlos C OlaecheaJune 10, 2022

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Pummarola Coral Gables is a casual Italian restaurant with multiple locations in Miami.

Ryan PfefferMay 23, 2022

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Jatto is a Wynwood restaurant that sounds way more impressive than it actually is.

Carlos C OlaecheaApril 27, 2022

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Komodo is a sceney Brickell restaurant with a pretty disappointing (and expensive) menu.

Ryan PfefferMarch 15, 2022

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Swan in the Design District is overpriced and incredibly pink, but can be useful for certain situations, like seeing a celebrity.

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Joia Beach is a restaurant and beach club with a good waterfront view—and not much else.

Ryan PfefferJanuary 14, 2022

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Strada is a below-average Italian restaurant in Coconut Grove that’s too expensive and not good for much.

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PM Fish is a strange, expensive Argentinian restaurant in Brickell where there’s really only one thing on the menu worth eating.

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Los Fuegos is an expensive, over-the-top steakhouse in Mid-Beach that isn’t as interesting as it looks.

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Christy’s is a Coral Gables steakhouse with disappointing food and a really strange aesthetic.

Ryan PfefferJanuary 14, 2022

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Okami is a Design District Nikkei restaurant that you should avoid at all costs.

Ryan PfefferJanuary 14, 2022

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Ch’i is a bad restaurant in Brickell that comes with a heaping side of cultural insensitivities.

Ryan PfefferJanuary 14, 2022

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Prince Street Pizza is an over-hyped pizza spot from NYC. They’re located in an outdoor food hall in Wynwood.

Ryan PfefferAugust 3, 2021

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Crust is a strange Italian restaurant on the Miami River with pizza that isn’t very good.

Ryan PfefferMarch 2, 2020

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Big Easy is a pretty random and unremarkable South African restaurant inside the Brickell City Centre.

Ryan PfefferNovember 15, 2019