Wasting Your Time and Money
Wasting Your Time and Money
Sorted by most recent
MIAReview
MaryGold's Florida Brasserie
MaryGold's is a pretty Wynwood restaurant where the food just isn't as exciting as it sounds on the menu.
MIAReview
Red South Beach
Red South Beach is a South Of Fifth steakhouse that doesn’t do enough to earn a spot among the top tier of Miami steakhouses.
MIAReview
Elcielo Miami
Elcielo is a boring tasting menu restaurant in Brickell that isn’t worth your time or money.
MIAReview
Osteria Vecchio Piemonte
Osteria Vecchio Piemonte in Kendall is a popular Italian restaurant serving mediocre versions of northern Italian dishes.
MIAReview
Pummarola Coral Gables
Pummarola Coral Gables is a casual Italian restaurant with multiple locations in Miami.
MIAReview
Swan
Swan in the Design District is overpriced and incredibly pink, but can be useful for certain situations, like seeing a celebrity.
MIAReview
Joia Beach
Joia Beach is a restaurant and beach club with a good waterfront view—and not much else.
MIAReview
Strada In The Grove
Strada is a below-average Italian restaurant in Coconut Grove that’s too expensive and not good for much.
MIAReview
PM Fish & Steak House
PM Fish is a strange, expensive Argentinian restaurant in Brickell where there’s really only one thing on the menu worth eating.
MIAReview
Los Fuegos
Los Fuegos is an expensive, over-the-top steakhouse in Mid-Beach that isn’t as interesting as it looks.
MIAReview
Christy’s
Christy’s is a Coral Gables steakhouse with disappointing food and a really strange aesthetic.
MIAReview
Prince Street Pizza Miami
Prince Street Pizza is an over-hyped pizza spot from NYC. They’re located in an outdoor food hall in Wynwood.
