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MaryGold's Florida Brasserie
MaryGold's is a pretty Wynwood restaurant where the food just isn't as exciting as it sounds on the menu.
Red South Beach
Red South Beach is a South Of Fifth steakhouse that doesn’t do enough to earn a spot among the top tier of Miami steakhouses.
Elcielo is a boring tasting menu restaurant in Brickell that isn’t worth your time or money.
Nossa Omakase is the most expensive omakase in Miami. It's also the worst.
Osteria Vecchio Piemonte
Osteria Vecchio Piemonte in Kendall is a popular Italian restaurant serving mediocre versions of northern Italian dishes.
Pummarola Coral Gables
Pummarola Coral Gables is a casual Italian restaurant with multiple locations in Miami.
Swan in the Design District is overpriced and incredibly pink, but can be useful for certain situations, like seeing a celebrity.
Joia Beach is a restaurant and beach club with a good waterfront view—and not much else.
Strada In The Grove
Strada is a below-average Italian restaurant in Coconut Grove that’s too expensive and not good for much.
PM Fish & Steak House
PM Fish is a strange, expensive Argentinian restaurant in Brickell where there’s really only one thing on the menu worth eating.
Los Fuegos is an expensive, over-the-top steakhouse in Mid-Beach that isn’t as interesting as it looks.
Christy’s is a Coral Gables steakhouse with disappointing food and a really strange aesthetic.
Okami is a Design District Nikkei restaurant that you should avoid at all costs.
Prince Street Pizza Miami
Prince Street Pizza is an over-hyped pizza spot from NYC. They’re located in an outdoor food hall in Wynwood.