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People packed into the bar area at Poison Girl.

Poison Girl

Bar

Montrose

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Every city needs a reputable dive bar stocked with brown liquor, crusty locals, and a bathroom that’s seen better days. For Houston, that’s Poison Girl. Folks squeeze back and forth through the dark, narrow bar every night with zero respect for or expectation of personal space. Most people are just bar hopping up and down Westheimer. Some know of Poison Girl’s legendary bourbon selection, some exist solely as Montrose caricatures ordering rounds of Lone Star, and some don’t know how they ended up there in the first place. But everyone revels in the backyard patio atmosphere all the same. 

The bar at Poison Girl.  With framed nude paintings, a large whiskey selection, and posters on the red wall.

photo credit: Quit Nguyen

A group of people on the patio at Poison Girl. The ground is sand and there is a metal fence and hanging string lights.

photo credit: Quit Nguyen

The large Kool-aid Man statue on the patio at Poison Girl.

photo credit: Quit Nguyen

The front seating area at Poison Girl. There is a long wooden booth with small stables and a line of pinball machines.

photo credit: Quit Nguyen

The red exterior of Poison Girl. A person with a white t-shirt and sunglasses walks by.

photo credit: Quit Nguyen

The bar at Poison Girl.  With framed nude paintings, a large whiskey selection, and posters on the red wall.
A group of people on the patio at Poison Girl. The ground is sand and there is a metal fence and hanging string lights.
The large Kool-aid Man statue on the patio at Poison Girl.
The front seating area at Poison Girl. There is a long wooden booth with small stables and a line of pinball machines.
The red exterior of Poison Girl. A person with a white t-shirt and sunglasses walks by.

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