There’s no safer bet than Ted’s Bulletin for you and your least favorite friend, and that’s because they’ve got service here down to a T at this fast-casual diner. You can get in and out in under 30 minutes if you wanted to at this Capitol Hill spot, which we’re not saying is an acceptable time frame, but it’s comforting to know you can. Besides, the menu here is pretty expansive and includes all-day breakfast options like blueberry pancakes and chicken biscuits. The food is not great, but entrees will only set you back around $15. Besides, milkshakes and pancakes make everything better.