Red Apron, located inside The Roost, feels like it’s cosplaying as McDonald’s—except we’re not loving it. The Capitol Hill restaurant is one of 10 spots at the food hall, which includes places like Hi/Fi and Slice Joint. The Roost is always busy, but we’re not sure why. It can’t be the food—the burger joint’s signature Red Apron original (a double patty sandwich that looks like a Big Mac and even comes with pickles, shredded lettuce, and a special sauce) tastes more like a Bubba burger straight out of the freezer. If you’re looking for a great burger, Hill East Burger is right across the street.