Sluts The Wine Bar

There’s no wine bar in town where you can snack on a turkey Lunchables, down glasses of sauvignon blanc, and watch someone go at it on a stripper pole. Unless you’re at Sluts The Wine Bar. This natural wine spot in SoMa doesn’t take itself too seriously (it’s why we love it)—which tracks, since this place is from the people behind the tongue-in-cheek fine dining restaurant Hi Felicia. At Sluts, suggestive neon signs and chandeliers cast a sexy purple glow over the entire space. The bathrooms are decked out with disco balls, paint splatter, and, fittingly, a “Call Your Ex” scrawl across the mirror. Adding to the fun is the food menu, which reads like a drawer of college dorm room snacks (think Cinnamon Toast Crunch, dino nuggets, and Uncrustables).