If you’ve been on a Seinfeld kick lately, going to Noe Bagel for breakfast is as close as you can get to a full show immersion, short of encouraging your weird neighbor to stumble into you house at random times. This place looks completely frozen in 1998, from the yellowing menu boards to the neon lighting wrapped around the kitchen. Aside from normal bagels, they have mini ones that are good if you’re not that hungry - we like ours with NY lox.
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The Little Chihuahua
The Little Chihuahua in Noe Valley is fast-casual Mexican we can actually get behind.
Easy Breezy in Noe Valley is another yogurt shop that puts enough faith in people to serve their own frozen yogurt.
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Judahlicious is a raw vegan spot in the Outer Sunset. Surprisingly, it’s also pretty great.
Vive La Tarte
Vive La Tarte in Noe Valley has you covered for all your fancy breakfast pastry needs.
Kate’s Kitchen in the Lower Haight is a breakfast spot with oddly-named dishes like the Flanched Flarney Garney.
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Devil’s Teeth Baking Company
The best morning food we’ve ever consumed, at a little bakery in the Sunset.
Pearl is a great option for a long weekend brunch or a casual weeknight dinner in the Richmond.
Nook is a solidly on-price, reliable neighborhood hang in Russian Hill. Even if they do weird things with granola.
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