Tipsy Cow is the burgers/fries/shakes spot for people who are also really into beer. The massive bar has a huge lineup of taps to go with outrageous burgers like The Rockstar, which comes topped with beer-battered strips of maple-glazed bacon. if that gives you anxiety, they also have salmon sandwiches, turkey burgers, and decent salads. Another key detail: all of the milkshakes have the potential to be spiked with booze.