Boss Drive-In

Fried oreos, hot link burgers, and mac and cheese bites might be words that your partner softly mutters in their sleep, but at Boss Drive-In in White Center, that becomes a reality—only it’s a nightmare come true instead of a dream. Boss is one of the few places left in Seattle that’s open 24 hours a day, which we can appreciate, but everything here is barely a step up from commercial fast food, be it dry, withered crinkle fries or flavorless grilled chicken sandwiches. 

If you do find yourself here, order the Heavy Hitter burger with confidence. After all, it’s hard to screw up a stack of two patties, american cheese, spicy jalapeños, and sweet caramelized onions. Otherwise, feel free to drive past this place with no regrets. Sure, Boss will always be there if you need a french toast breakfast sandwich at 4am or mini corn dogs to restore your dignity after one too many ABBA songs at karaoke. But it really only does the job when nothing else is open.