Wasting Your Time and Money
Wasting Your Time and Money
Broad Street Oyster Co.
Broad Street Oyster Co. is an overpriced and underwhelming seafood tourist trap in Ghirardelli Square.
Tamarine
Tamarine is an overpriced white tablecloth Vietnamese restaurant in Palo Alto that makes bland food, but at least the drinks are good.
Detroit Square Pizza
Head to Detroit Square Pizza in the Mission for a cold slice that will disappoint you more than your ex ever did.
The Sycamore
The Sycamore is a dive bar in the Mission that features a bottomless mimosa deal on the weekends.
China Live
China Live is a massive Chinese restaurant in North Beach with so much going on that the food feels like an afterthought.
Tommy’s Mexican Restaurant
Tommy’s Mexican is a Richmond neighborhood icon, but that doesn’t mean you need to stop by.
The Pink Elephant
The Pink Elephant in SoMa meets the bare minimum requirements for brunch. And a minimum security prison.
Slice House (by Tony Gemigniani)
Let's accept that we, as a city, are being collectively screwed over by Tony Gemigniani. Especially at his Slice House.