Darnel’s Cakes

If you randomly ran into Beyoncé, got your crush’s number, and had a cookie, brownie, or breakfast sammie from Darnel’s in Northern Liberties in one day, the highlight would be the food. Our favorite is the breakfast sandwich, though. It has basic egg and cheese (we get it on a biscuit instead of a brioche bun), but it's the creamy blend of gruyere, cheddar, and parmesan that would make us sit in traffic for hours just to grab one. It’s not ginormous, so a ravenously hungry person might be better off ordering two. But if you do plan on running into Bey, we wouldn’t advise it.