Cross-Eyed Critters

Remember going to Chuck E. Cheese and being freaked out by the malfunctioning animatronic likeness of Chuck and friends? Well, now you’re an adult and you're not afraid to go to Cross-Eyed Critters in The Graduate hotel, get up on stage with a band of robotic creatures (made up of a bear, a pig, and a fox that looks suspiciously like Dolly Parton), and belt out a tear-jerking rendition of “My Heart Will Go On.” And while the cocktails are fine, shots like the Flaming Dr. Pepper are the way to go. This place is ridiculous in the best way possible, and you’ll have no shortage of stories the morning after.