Where To Go When You Want To Dance But Hate Clubs

Just because you don’t want to pay $25 for a beer doesn’t mean you don’t want to dance. So go to one of these spots instead.

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There are two types of people in this town: club people and non-club people. The ones who love Miami clubs don’t mind waiting in line, paying $20 to $100 at the door, and spending all night on their feet in a crowded room where they won’t be able to hear the person next to them. The latter would rather sprint across I-95 naked than have to do any of that. But that doesn’t mean non-club people want to stay inside all night and knit. They want to dance too—or at least go to a place where dancing is a possibility. Luckily, the bars on this guide strike that happy medium.


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ZeyZey, a mostly outdoor venue in Little River is doing a lot of things. There are a couple bars and about three food vendors scattered around the space, which is essentially a giant house. But the reason it's on this guide is because it's a great place to dance. There’s a stage for live music, and a DJ booth outside as well as in the living room for late-night dance parties. As the night goes on, dancing intensifies, and it’s a really fun place to spend the night. There’s usually a ticket or RSVP required for entry, so check ZeyZey’s Instagram for a link to that. 


This Downtown Jamaican spot is a properly fun dinner option that eventually turns into a dance party. By 10pm, the kitchen closes, tables are scooted off to the side, the turntables come to life, and Mangrove's groovy lounge persona takes shape. By this point, the playlist gets bumpy and you’re 1.5 cocktails away from doing the worm. If you’re not the dancing type, stay home. Just kidding. You got this. The dance floor feels like a friend of a friend’s living room.

At this point, Wynwood is absolutely filthy with awful clubs and lounges. And as those places multiply, Gramps becomes all the more important of an oasis. Come here for great cocktails, a crowd you won’t hate, and a perfectly South Florida aesthetic that feels like a mash-up between Key West, South Beach, and the Everglades. The DJs here are fantastic, and Gramps hosts the occasional live show too. If nothing else, the weekly drag night (every Thursday at 9pm) is going to inspire you to tear that dance floor to shreds.

At night, the upstairs bar at Miami Beach’s 27 turns into the Eagle Room. What does this mean exactly? Well, no eagles are involved, but they do have a DJ and the space basically turns into a living room dance party. It’s a fun, intimate room where it’s easy to have a conversation with strangers while waiting for a drink at the bar. This is a small bar, though, and unless you’re buying a table, try to come early because capacity is quite limited.

Every time we go to Downtown’s Mama Tried, the DJs are playing songs that are very hard not to scream along to. Things can get crowded here since it’s so small, but that’s not a bad thing if you don’t mind rubbing shoulders with people who also just realized they still know all the lyrics to Big Pun’s “Still Not a Player.” If that’s not your speed, stop by the monthly emo night (on the last Sunday of each month) for a truly wild evening where you can loudly relive all those angsty middle school feelings.

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The Sylvester is a great little cocktail bar in Midtown, with a decor that feels very South Florida thrift store. It can be a relatively chill spot during Happy Hour and on weekdays, but on the weekends they have a DJ spinning and things get more energetic. Dancing is highly encouraged, and when you need to rest your feet, there’s lots of comfortable seating available—as well as some of the best cocktails in the area.

Sweet Liberty is an excellent cocktail bar with the personality of a carnival ride. Everything in here is bright and loud and the bar is literally stacked to the ceiling with alcohol they put to very delicious use. Around midnight on the weekends, Sweet Liberty usually has a crowd right in that sweet spot between annihilated and apathetic. No one’s going to step on your shoes here, but they also won’t judge you for voguing if the right song comes on. There’s usually a DJ at night and occasionally they book a live band, which tends to make this place feel like a very drunk (but very fun) wedding reception.

Terras is our favorite rooftop in town, and this is thanks to both the great cocktails and the wonderful view of the Downtown skyline. Warning: the dance floor isn't always active. During the week, the Little Havana spot is more of a space to drink, eat, and chat. But on the weekends there's usually a DJ playing disco, funk, and more very dance-able music underneath the night sky. And on a particularly lovely evening, there's probably no dance floor in Miami as gorgeous as this. Keep an eye on their Instagram for the most current info about their programming.

Coyo Taco is a Wynwood taco shop, and you can’t really dance in the dining room without receiving some judgemental looks. However, they do have a little speakeasy club in the back, which is small enough to star in a movie called Honey I Shrunk The Club. Coyo’s lounge is cramped and loud, but the size of the room also makes it feel like a house party. Plus, it’s always a better call than every other terrible Wynwood club. One of the best times to come here is for the longstanding Tuesday night Rum & Bass party, which (as the name implies) involves both lots of rum and lots of bass.

There are two wonderful truths at Calle Ocho’s Ball & Chain: you will never pay cover to get in and there’s always some type of live music happening. During the day, things are usually more laidback with salsa music on the sidewalk or jazz by the main bar. At night, though, things get pretty high-energy and the acts range from Cuban funk to rumba. The dance floor can be a little intimidating if the only salsa you’re familiar with comes in a jar, but every mojito you drink will help cure that anxiety.

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