We could frankly write a three-book mini-series about this 57 year-old diner, but all we have is this one paragraph, so here we go. You don’t come to Tallyrand for the food. You come to gawk at the people inside. Each and every one is basically a living Hollywood time capsule and you should know right now, you’ll never be as cool as them. These people tried email once in the ’90s and hated it, have all slept with Cloris Leachman, and are four cocktails ahead of you and judging you for it. Welcome to the best show in town.