While there’s no shortage of spots to pick up a strong martini in LAX's “horseshoe of death,” nothing beats the Petrossian Caviar and Champagne Bar inside Tom Bradley International Terminal. This absurdly overpriced bar is located right off the main concourse and is our favorite place in the world to drink $18 martinis filled with caviar cubes and announce to strangers that we’re f*cking flying to another country tonight.