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22 Places For Delivery When It All Becomes Too Much

Where to eat when the nihilism becomes too much to bear.

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4.8

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Meteora

Meteora is an experimental fine dining spot that's a bad dream, jungle excursion, and frustrating dining experience rolled into one.

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4.9

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Toca Madera

Toca Madera is a corporate Mexican restaurant in Beverly Grove with bland, expensive food.

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3.8

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Barton G

Barton G is a gimmicky West Hollywood restaurant with tacky tableside displays and absolutely terrible food.

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3.4

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Hyde Sunset

Hyde was once the most exclusive club in Hollywood, but its heyday is long, long gone.

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6.2

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Tao

Tao is a pan-Asian clubstaurant in Hollywood full of tourists who don't know any better.

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5.8

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Beauty & Essex

Beauty & Essex is a random, very boring Hollywood clubstaurant that you don't need to prioritize.

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2.8

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Doheny Room

Doheny is an empty, sad clubstaurant in West Hollywood with bad food and weak drinks.

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The Hideaway

The Hideaway in Beverly Hills is a cheesy cantina that's most useful to tourists with kids.

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5.7

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Lavo Ristorante

Lavo Ristorante is a big, boring Italian restaurant on the Sunset Strip filled with lost tourists and very mediocre food.

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Sur Restaurant & Lounge

Sur Restaurant is an even bigger mess than the TV show it stars in.

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Aburiya Raku

The LA outpost of this off-the-strip Vegas favorite is overpriced, bland, and boring.

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0.5

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The Griddle Cafe

The Griddle is a sham. It’s a crowded, disgusting tourist trap still cooking food like we’re deprived adolescents left alone in a gumball factory.

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Officine Brera

The Arts District's newest restaurant is a visual stunner. And that's it.

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Tortilla Republic Weho

Tortilla Republic is a mediocre Mexican restaurant in Weho only good for its margaritas.

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Koi

Koi is an over-priced and run-of-the-mill sushi restaurant full of people only there in hopes of being photographed.

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Chin Chin

Chin Chin is an aggressively mediocre Chinese restaurant with a total see and be seen crowd.

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Hot N Juicy Crawfish

Hot N Juicy Crawfish is an eat-seafood-out-of-a-bag chain restaurant and where you go for pure comfort.

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Sora

Sora is a new conveyor belt sushi joint inside the Wilshire Grand downtown with grocery store quality sushi and sky-high prices.

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Vespertine

Vespertine is dark, dreary, and lifeless restaurant in Culver City, and you’d be wise to stay far away.

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Villa Blanca

Villa Blanca is the original Lisa Vanderpump restaurant, and that’s about the only interesting thing about it.