Eveleigh kills on first impressions. But as we found out, that doesn't mean much.

Tortilla Republic is a mediocre Mexican restaurant in Weho only good for its margaritas.

Zinque is a poorly run (and very crowded) restaurant in West Hollywood that does not deserve your attention.

Chin Chin is an aggressively mediocre Chinese restaurant with a total see and be seen crowd.

Urth Caffe is massively popular coffee shop people go to because they've seen it on TV, not because it's any good.

Koi is an over-priced and run-of-the-mill sushi restaurant full of people only there in hopes of being photographed.

Le Petit Four is a mediocre French restaurant on The Strip that you’re visiting relatives will always ask to go to.

The Arts District's newest restaurant is a visual stunner. And that's it.

Craig’s is one of the most celebrity-packed restaurants in LA - and also one of the most boring.

Every city has a Pink’s - a tourist-mobbed “classic” that’s actually not very good. Let’s discuss.

Hot N Juicy Crawfish is a weird, eat-seafood-out-of-a-bag chain restaurant and where you go when life has dealt you the hardest of hands.

The Griddle is a sham. It’s a crowded, disgusting tourist trap still cooking food like we’re deprived adolescents left alone in a gumball factory.

Blackship is a Japanese/Italian restaurant in West Hollywood where bad service overrides interesting food.

Pump is one of the dullest, most meaningless restaurants in all of West Hollywood.

The LA outpost of this off-the-strip Vegas favorite is overpriced, bland, and boring.

Avra is an over-priced Greek restaurant that only wishes it could be like the other great restaurants in Beverly Hills.