The Lisa Vanderpump Restaurant Cheat Sheet

Our very quick guide to the four worst restaurants in Los Angeles.
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No matter how often you tell them otherwise, the sad reality is many out-of-towners’ knowledge of LA is based almost entirely on Vanderpump Rules, which thankfully has finally come to an end. Somehow, those fans are also under the impression that people from LA willingly eat at the restaurants featured on the show.

So before your friends book their tickets, send them this handy cheat sheet. It’s quick, honest, and will provide them with all the relevant info about each of Lisa Vanderpump’s flower-filled franchises.

photo credit: Philip Guerette


West Hollywood

$$$$Perfect For:Wasting Your Time and MoneyPrivate Dining
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Don’t come here. Ever.

This spot is Permanently Closed.

We did it, fam. This place is closing for good in July.



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At least this one has a clock over the bar to let you know how much time you’ve wasted.

This spot is Permanently Closed.

Also closed :)

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