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Where To Eat Around LA’s Tourist Traps

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LA isn’t exactly the most tourist-friendly city in the world, but that doesn’t mean we’re void of tourist traps. In fact, we’ve got plenty. And when all your friends and family and old college roommates who you have nothing in common with anymore come to visit because it’s winter where they live, you’re going to be spending a lot of time at them. You can’t avoid your visitors and their need to photograph every star on the Walk of Fame, but you can avoid the terrible that finds its way into these kinds of places. For every concerningly-pink $14 hot dog, there are a few places down the block that are actually serving good food. Tip: Go to them. And use this as your guide.

santa monica pier/third street promenade

7.8
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After a few hours of watching once-wholesome families fall apart in public, you need a drink and some comfort food. Skip all the overpriced and aggressively lame bars in downtown Santa Monica and head to Cha Cha Chicken instead. This order-at-the-window Jamaican spot has absolutely fantastic food, a great patio to soak up the sun your visitors came for, and a beer and wine BYOB policy that’s as relaxed as you’ll find on the Westside.

Wexler's Deli

Santa Monica
616 Santa Monica Blvd
8.6
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You’ve walked the length of the Promenade more times than you can count, and your friends are finally done watching that street performer with the sad monkey. Now you get to pick lunch. Don’t waste your time looking for decent affordable food in the packed outdoor mall, because there is none. Instead, head a few blocks away to Wexler’s. This place serves excellent bagels, pastrami sandwiches, and other deli classics, and you won’t have to wait an hour to get them.

If you’re on vacation in America and don’t have a burger at least once, you haven’t really been on vacation in America. And this little spot a couple of blocks from the beach is the best place in Santa Monica to get one. The burgers are old-school (patties griddled within an inch of their life, cheese, lettuce, onion jam, and ketchup) and small enough that you’ll have room for their excellent key lime pie after.

the grove

7.4
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Is Loteria the best Mexican food you’ll find in LA? Definitely not. But it’s by far the best Mexican food you’ll find in the Grove-adjacent Farmer’s Market, if not the best food in the entire place. It’s also a nice timeout from the piped-in Frank Sinatra tunes and stressed-out moms trying to convince their children that they don’t need to stay for the fountain show. First-timers should go for the sample platter of mini-tacos before finding Bennett’s (at the Grove end of the market) for a scoop of cabernet sorbet.

Canter's Deli

Fairfax
419 N. Fairfax Ave.
8.0
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You’re not sure if you’re just having a mental breakdown or that’s real Christmas music playing over the loudspeaker in September, but either way, you need to get out of the Grove immediately and bury yourself in a sandwich. Luckily, Canter’s is right up the street. This Jewish deli is an LA classic with pastrami that’s almost as good as the people-watching.

Son of A Gun

Beverly Grove
8370 W 3rd Street
8.8
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You got lost for hours in the American Girl Place and suddenly it’s 7pm and you’re in need of dinner. Skip the options inside The Grove and take a walk (or a very LA Uber) down to Son of a Gun on West 3rd St. It’s a seafood spot from the guys behind Animal and Jon & Vinny’s that serves one of the best fried chicken sandwiches in town. It’s casual, loud, and a fun place to come with a crew. Mostly so you can try everything on the menu.

hollywood blvd.

Crying Tiger

1721 N Hudson Ave.
7.8
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The crushing realization that Hollywood is a very different place than what it looks like on TV during The Oscars is setting in. You’re starving and the only thing you can see is a Popeye’s and a bacon-wrapped hot dog cart owned by the rip-off Dora The Explorer. But hidden from most tourists’ eyes is Crying Tiger, the takeout window a block off Hollywood Blvd. on Hudson that’s serving some of the best Thai food you can find in Hollywood. Warning: Spice levels can get intense here, so bring some water. Dora probably has some.

Photo: Jakob Layman

Stout

Hollywood
1544 N. Cahuenga Blvd.
7.5
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You didn’t see a single celebrity on your Star Homes tour, and you’re too upset to even go looking for Ryan Gosling’s name on the Walk of Fame. If you need to eat your feelings, go to Stout. This pub-style burger and beer spot just off Hollywood might look like every other middling joint in the neighborhood, but Stout is the real deal. The burgers are actually good, the beer list is extensive, and the space is usually full but never insanely crowded. Once you’ve downed an IPA and filled up on their burger and onion rings, you might even feel ready to get back out there and find a Kardashian.

Mama Shelter

Hollywood
6500 Selma Ave
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Did you stand in line for 20 minutes at that place in the Hollywood & Highland mall until you were in the right spot to see the Hollywood sign? Did you look at it and think “that’s it?” We’re not sure why that’s supposed to be the best place to get a good view of LA’s landmark, but if you’re looking for something prettier, go to the rooftop at Mama Shelter and gaze upon the beautiful sprawl. The colorful bar/restaurant has foosball tables, good cocktails, and lots of plates to share.

pink wall

7.7
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If you’ve come to LA to boost your social following, then your next logical stop - after exhausting all your blogger poses against the Paul Smith wall on Melrose - is to go find some food to take photos of. Luckily, Croft Alley is a short walk away and while it will look very nice in a photo (a charming indoor courtyard, string lights, wood tables), this place also has excellent sandwiches and salads that taste good too. Get the turkey banh mi.

Sack Sandwiches

West Hollywood
8369 Melrose Ave. #107
8.0
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Wait, so The Pink Wall is actually just a pink wall? That your friend made you drive from Culver to take a picture in front of? Take a deep breath and reclaim your dignity at Sack Sandwiches, the tiny sandwich shop on Melrose by the Ink people. Our favorites at this small, order-at-the-counter spot are the cold fried chicken sandwich and the chorizo-filled Spanish Godfather, but with everything on the menu mostly under $7, it’s hard to make many wrong choices.

8.7
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After wasting 10 minutes of your life photographing something you’ll instantly forget, go spend 10 minutes doing something memorable - grabbing food at Cape Seafood. The small counter on Fairfax operated by the Providence crew has the best grab-and-go seafood in LA. You could pick some fresh fish for dinner later, but our move to is concentrate on the daily chalkboard menu. There you can get everything from lobster rolls to one of the best bagel and lox situations in the city.

griffith observatory

Mustard Seed Cafe

Los Feliz
1948 Hillhurst Ave

It took you half an hour to find parking up at the observatory, and then still managed to get a parking ticket. Take yourself to Mustard Seed in Los Feliz. This tiny sidewalk cafe on Hillhurst is calm and relaxing and the perfect place to decompress while watching everyone wait for a table at Alcove across the street. Their menu is large and filled with all the sandwiches and salads you need to get your weekend back on track.

Photo: Jakob Layman

Little Dom's

Los Feliz
2128 Hillhurst Ave.
8.3
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Little Dom’s is an Eastside staple and the perfect spot to grab some food after taking 63 jumping photos in front of the Hollywood sign until you got the one you liked. This low-key neighborhood Italian spot has fantastic food across the board, but if you go during the day and don’t get the breakfast pizza, you’re living a lesser life. Also, if you’re at Griffith for the sunset, Little Dom’s makes a great date spot afterwards.

The Trails

Los Feliz
2333 Fern Dell Dr

Three hours of unshaded hiking while the sun seared the back of your neck has rendered your body immobile. Sit yourself at The Trails, Griffith’s tiny order-at-the-window cafe right off Los Feliz Blvd. with simple, good food and excellent baked goods, plus a quiet patio perfect for icing knee-caps.

venice boardwalk

Dune

Venice
9 Dudley Avenue
7.9
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There are plenty of places to eat on the Venice boardwalk itself, but you’re going to want to try exactly none of them. Go just a few feet up Dudley Street to Dune for a casual lunch that doesn’t involve corn dogs, but still keeps things in the deep-fried family. This new, third location of an Eastside legend has some of the best falafel around and will almost make you forget that you just saw a bodybuilder wearing only a tiny American flag swimsuit. Almost.

Photo: Jakob Layman

Great White

Venice
1604 Pacific Ave

Your friends in town from Indiana have dragged you to the Venice sign, and after serving as their personal photographer for approximately forever, it’s time for them to buy you lunch. Or more specifically, breakfast for lunch at Great White. It’s almost directly opposite the sign and is home to a tasty tater tot-stuffed breakfast burrito and excellent coffee. Plus the interior is pretty enough that your friends will continue to be occupied.

Felix

Venice
1023 Abbot Kinney Boulevard
8.8
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You spent the afternoon watching people pretend they didn’t come all the way to Venice just to sign up at The Green Doctors, and now you need a palate cleanser. Abbot Kinney is a short walk and another world away - one filled with tourists from Stockholm and many good restaurants to choose from. So we’ll make it easy: you should just go to Felix. It’s home to some of the best pasta in Los Angeles and a focaccia bread that will make appearances in your dreams.

Photo: Jakob Layman

malibu

Malibu Seafood

Malibu
25653 Pacific Coast Hwy
8.9
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This old-school, order-at-the-counter seafood shack along PCH is hardly some diamond in the rough, but it’s one of the few places in Malibu that serves food worthy of its price. Especially because you’re eating it on a patio looking out over the ocean. Get the fish and chips and perhaps the best calamari in the world.

Malibu Farm

Malibu
23000 Pacific Coast Hwy
7.2
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Malibu Farm is the place you bring people you’re trying to convince to move to LA. Yes, the beach really is only a 30 minute drive from the city, yes, there are many beautiful people here, and yes, that is a cute little Scandinavian-inspired cafe at the end of a pier. When they start asking if you think they could afford a house out here, just keep smiling and nodding. You can break the news later.

Nobu

Malibu
22706 Pacific Coast Hwy

This Japanese restaurant sitting directly on the beach in Malibu could be considered a tourist trap in itself. It’s been on too many episodes of Keeping Up With The Real Housewives of Sur, and you’re almost guaranteed some kind of celebrity sighting. But the twist of Nobu is that even though Robert De Niro is a co-owner, the food here remains unbelievably good. And unbelievably expensive. Probably time to find a reality show to star in.

rodeo drive

Bouchon

Beverly Hills
235 N Canon Drive
7.3
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When you get tired of continually experiencing your own personal Pretty Woman moments in shops full of clothes you can’t afford, it’s time to go act like a rich person at Bouchon. This French bistro in the same complex as a fancy hotel feels like a set designer’s idea of Paris, but in a way we actually kind of love. Ask for a seat out on the balcony, order a dozen oysters and champagne, and just put your credit card down without looking at the check. It’ll be better that way.

7.7
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Rodeo Drive is full of characters, and if you want to continue people watching over food, you should head to Nate ’n Al. This is a classic LA diner so full of classic LA types you might think you’re on a film set. While you eat your pastrami sandwich, you can overhear conversation from 75-year-olds in matching pastel tracksuits, hungover people fresh out of college, and agents hashing out deals. The food is expensive but solid - you’ll probably be too distracted with the crowd to care either way.

8.4
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Go from one LA landmark to another, slightly newer one. Sugarfish has become an institution in its own right, and with good reason: the sushi chain has really good fish at an extremely affordable price point. Get one of the Trust Me’s and you’ll understand why you just waited 45 minutes for a table.

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