Night Tales

Getting completely mortal isn’t top of everyone’s birthday list. That said, if it is top of yours, then you want to think about going to Night Tales. This Hackney Central terrace bar and club is the cause of many next day apologies for people leaving exes, family members, and mistyped numbers incomprehensible voicemails. Tables are available for 6-12 people or you can go all Love Island on it and book a heated sofa area for 20. It’s open till 3am on Fridays and Saturdays which probably isn’t for the best, but you’re only [insert age here] once.