9 "Wasting Your Time and Money" restaurants in London.
Kricket will do as a last-minute option, but there’s better modern Indian around town, and better food in Brixton in general
Sexy Fish is a flash seafood place in Mayfair. It’s fairly funny, fairly vulgar, and it serves food that’s rarely anything more than fine.
Parrillan is an outdoor King’s Cross grill-it-yourself restaurant that turns DIY into a big old FU.
Brasserie Of Light is a very shiny restaurant inside Selfridges. It’s got halfway decent people watching potential, but it’s really quite bad at food.
Attractive Roofdeck in Selfridges with food so bad that you wish you just grabbed that M&S Salad when you had the chance.
Sushisamba is a loud restaurant on the 38th floor of the City’s Heron Tower. The views are undeniably excellent. Almost everything else is appalling.
The John Lewis Gardening Society is a bar on top of the Oxford Street branch of John Lewis. It's all very pleasant.