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Where To Eat With A Couple When You’re Single

The places you should be going when you’re flying solo, but your friends are a couple.

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Whoever said that ‘three is a magic number’ has obviously never had to sit at a two-man table with a couple who are recreating that iconic scene from Lady and the Tramp with their own saliva. You see, venturing out for dinner with a couple is no easy feat. Too much candlelight and merlot and suddenly you’ve got dinner and a show on your hands. On the other hand, too loud or too brash and you can’t even hear your coupled up pals.

Whether you’re heading out with a couple who are celebrating some big news, or meeting your best mate’s new partner for the first time, we’ve got you covered.

Where To Go When You Don’t Want Anyone To Know You’re The Third Wheel

Rob Greig

The Princess of Shoreditch

££££
Pub  in  Shoreditch
££££ 76 Paul St

Nobody ever questions the dynamics of three people at a pub. They’ll just assume you’re three mates having a pint. Or, we don’t know, planning a train robbery. The food here is solid gastropub fare, from beef short rib to an excellent Sunday roast. You’ll remain incognito as ‘the single one’ with the added bonus of not having to share the sticky toffee pudding. Golden.

Where To Go With The Couple That Are Addicted To Public displays of affection

My Neighbours The Dumplings

££££
ChineseDim Sum  in  Hackney
££££ 165 Lower Clapton Road

You genuinely might have to write up a cease and desist with this pair for getting handsy. Yes, you get it, they’re full of love, or oxytocin, or something, but this whole acting like a couple of teenagers on heat thing is starting to get to you. The good news is, this Clapton spot has enough room to create a little space between the lovebirds (feral limpets), whilst you keep their mouths busy with lamb pot-stickers. Plus, we’re pretty sure no one has ever managed to look sexy, or get sexy, whilst eating sticky ribs. They’re a must order here.

Where To Go With A Couple When You Want To Be In One Too

The Prince

££££
££££ 14 Lillie Rd

You were 99% certain that love was dead, but your newly coupled up mates actually make it look like something you could get involved in. Free affection and a fellow human to fill the void? Sign us up. The Prince, a big, market-style spot in Earl’s Court, will make your favourite couple feel like they’re in a romantic, flower-clad woodland, and, importantly, there will be approximately 150 other people for you to flirt with over on-tap cocktails. If no one takes your fancy, there’s burgers by Patty And Bun, and the three of you can chill on a daybed whilst checking out the top view of London.

Where To Go With The Couple That Are Celebrating

The German Gymnasium

££££
££££ 1 King's Boulevard

Whether it’s a birthday, promotion, or they’re just really excited that they finally have someone to share a single Amazon Prime account with, it’s time to celebrate. The German Gymnasium is a big, grand, brasserie in King’s Cross with high ceilings and lots of plush pink seating. Toast to the happy couple at the meister bar with Der Berliner cocktail, and then all three of you can head for a table and get involved in chicken schnitzel, and some serious currywurst.

Where To Go With A Couple When You’ve Just Had Your Heart Stomped On

Spuntino

££££
Bar Food  in  Soho
££££ 61 Rupert St

It’s only been a few weeks since that break up, and you still feel like Cupid drop-kicked you before legging it off with your soul and ability to listen to Phil Collins’ Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now) without silently weeping. It’s hard to be around couples right now, but Spuntino’s is a dimly-lit corridor of a restaurant that’ll suit your need for a bit of darkness, and they’ll think it’s a cool spot to spend an evening too. It’s a bit like being back in the womb. You’re safe, you’re cosy, but there are excellent burgers for all three of you, and some of the best mac ‘n’ cheese in London.

Where To Go When You’re Actually Genuinely Happy That They’re Loved Up

P Franco

££££
££££ 107 Clapton Road

Your mate’s dating history reads like a Noah’s Ark of dickheads. Finally, finally, they’ve met a keeper, and it’s time to head to P Franco, where they can bask in the joy of deleting their Tinder profiles, whilst you can eat some great bread and bask in the fact that you no longer need to be on standby for imminent heartbreak. If there’s room, seat yourselves at the island, let the friendly servers recommend a bottle of wine, and get ordering. The menu changes all the time, but you’re pretty much guaranteed a great plate of pasta.

Where To Go When You’re Meeting Your Friend’s New Partner for the first time, And You Need Them To Like You

Brigadiers

££££
Indian  in  City
££££ 1-5 Bloomberg Arcade

The stakes are high. If this meal goes well you could have a new best friend on your hands. If it goes badly, you can kiss your mate goodbye and look forward to receiving an awkward happy birthday message on Facebook once a year. Take them both to Brigadiers, a lively Indian barbeque restaurant in the City for winning dishes like beef shin and bone marrow biryani and coconut soft serve. They’ll both love you for it. Not just because you’re great, but also because you’re the person that introduced them to a spot with a whisky vending machine, and the best lamb chops in London.

Where To Go With A Twosome When You Only Like One Of Them

Little Georgia

££££
££££ 14 Barnsbury Rd

Your pal has brought a nightmare into your life, but seeing as you can’t avoid them for eternity, you might as well take the dinner opportunity to head to Little Georgia for a round of khachapuri, and some other great Georgian food. There’s a fun atmosphere, and there’s usually enough people to dilute the noise of your mate’s partner droning on about something they heard on LBC.

Where To Go With The Couple You’re Really Jealous Of

Burro e Salvia

££££
££££ 52 Redchurch St

They’re both under thirty, have miraculously gotten a mortgage together in London, look like they stepped out of an advert for The Kooples, and apparently they still get sexy on weekdays. Honestly, just get a booking for three at Burro E Salvia. This place is pretty chill, but very cool, and it’s hard to be jealous of anyone when you’re eating pasta this good. Plus, it doesn’t matter if you’re a bit jealous that they’re going home together, because you’re going to be leaving with a parcel of handmade pasta to cook at home. It will definitely soften the blow.

Where To Go With The Couple That Isn’t A Couple Quite Yet

Llerena

££££
££££ 167 Upper Street

You’ve noticed the glances, the subtle flirting, The way they conveniently went to the cinema on that evening no one else was free. Interesting. Very interesting. Take them to Llerena. At first glance, this small, simple tapas restaurant on Upper Street might not seem like the perfect place to get sparks flying, but it is. Here, the romance sort of sneaks up on you, one moment you’re having a laugh dipping breadsticks in gooey ewe’s cheese, the next you’re leaning in over a fresh bottle of wine while fighting over the last of the oxtail croquettes. Feign a headache after you’ve tried the blood sausages, and let Llerena and the churro sharing do the rest.

Where To Go With The Couple That Hate Each Other

Temper Covent Garden

££££
££££ 5 Mercer Walk

This couple is a cautionary tale against marrying young. You still love them both. Kind of. But this dinner could easily end in another game of ‘let’s publicly discuss each other’s failures’. How fun! Temper Covent Garden is just the place to take a couple who despise each other. It’s a loud and proud spot, serving creative versions of your favourite Italian food (big shout out to the cheeseburger pizza) and a deep dish nutella cookie that’ll even make your own Sid and Nancy keep it civil for five minutes. Ain’t love great?

Where To Go With The Very Earth Conscious Couple

Rovi

££££
££££ 59 Wells Street

Your mate that you once saw eat an entire bucket of wings in under four minutes to win an adult bib that said ‘winner, winner chicken dinner’ met their match. Apparently they’re now very happy, and very vegetarian. Rovi in Fitzrovia does serve meat, but they’re doing some pretty mind-blowing things with vegetables too. Sure, you could still go for the onglet skewers whilst they get the hot tomatoes and corn ribs, but, honestly, if you don’t all get the celeriac shawarma, you’re missing out.

Where To Go When They Have Big News

Noble Rot

££££
££££ 51 Lamb’s Conduit St

You knew it. You f*cking knew it. Two months back you told everyone that they’d be engaged, or pregnant (or both) within the year, and now you’ve received the ambiguous ‘we’ve got some special news to share with you’ text. Just go ahead and book Noble Rot. Seriously, this restaurant and wine bar is the kind of place you want as the backdrop to any and all significant life moments. It’s a lovely place to spend a couple of hours, or an entire day, and feels celebratory without being a full-blown party restaurant.

Where To Go When You Really Need Them Not To Break Up

Lady Of The Grapes

££££
££££ 16 Maiden Lane

There you were blabbing on about how your mate would be so much better off without that idiot that claimed they forgot their birthday because ‘time is a construct’. But that was before you realised that you can’t afford rent if one of them moves out. Right. You need wine, you need candlelight, you need Lady Of The Grapes. This wine-bar in Covent Garden is the poor man’s trip to Paris. It’s romantic, the cheese is excellent, and you’ll have a lovely time eating charcuterie and sipping on Bordeaux whilst playing mediator.

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