What’s designed to be shared, shows up whenever it wants, is sometimes value for money, but is often expensive? No, it’s not National Rail. Or your partner. Obviously, it’s food at a sharing plates restaurant.
You see, a lot of menus in London have become very complicated. And they’re impossible to understand without guidance. “Can I explain the menu?” a server will ask. Of course. Is it delivered through interpretive dance? “It’s designed for sharing. We recommend 3-5 plates per person”. Well, that seems simple enough. Only, it isn’t. You’ve got a £6 croquette the size of your head. A £25 portion of hake meant for The Borrowers. Then a bill that makes you growl along with your stomach. That’s why you need a list of the perfect non-sharing (and also sharing) restaurants. Nobody needs to buy a bag of crisps on the way home with this lot.
RESTAURANTS WHERE YOU CAN HAVE YOUR OWN PLATE OF FOOD AND TELL OTHERS TO BOG OFF
If you asked for any small plate mains at Quality Chop House they would probably tilt their head and say, ‘but, neither bird nor beast comes in that size?’ There’s simply no chance that this place is going to breed some sad miniature pheasant to satisfy any sharing plate whims. Quality Chop House is all about the kind of proper meaty, juicy meal that requires using bread as a mop and a solid nap after dessert. Come here for a catch up when you’re feeling flush and hungry, or for their set lunch menu at those times when splitting a single scallop between you and three colleagues simply won’t do.
Dinner at Kerridge’s Bar And Grill has what we like to term ‘last meal status’. Mostly because they serve exactly the kind of upmarket British classics we’d like to devour right before joyously kicking it. But also because you might have to clear your entire life savings to be able to afford a three course meal here. Either way, between the super-high ceilings, their exceptional chips, and a banana and spiced rum soufflé you’d rather bite your companions hand off than share, it’s entirely worth the money.
Rochelle at the ICA is one of those excellent restaurants where you can share, but you don’t have to share. This is the restaurant you bring a disgruntled parent to. One who’s still suffering from that £15 three prawn sharing plate for a table of five. Simplicity is key at Rochelle. You have an understated white room alongside a menu of soups and quails and salads and pies. Everything is delicious here, and, pie aside, you won’t have to share a thing.
The Drapers Arms has a slightly wild menu by today’s standards in that it has starters, mains, and desserts on it. It’s one of the best food-serving pubs in London. This Islington local is a literally-everyone kind of place, especially if you’re looking for a hearty three-course meal. Mains - from cod to steak, and pigeon to plaice, are all around the £20 mark, while starters are all under a tenner. It’s an excellent place to come en masse, or for a solid plate of food to yourself.
One crime, if not the greatest, of a bad small plate restaurant is the attempt to make the unshareable shareable. That doesn’t happen at Monty’s. There’s no corn cob between three here. Of course, you can share a sandwich, but it’s not a ‘sharing food’. It’s tactical ordering and eating. You order the reuben special, your mate orders the smoked turkey. Go halves. Yes, you’ll share some latkes and liver, but the sandwiches? You’re not sharing them. You’re just eating them. And they’re fantastic.
If, like us, you’ve experienced the horrible realisation that your £30 has bought an oyster, a conversation with some pork chop via ouija board, and the fragrance of a lemon tart, then you’ll be familiar with the desire to eat chips in bed afterwards. Noble Rot is our favourite restaurant in London, and its £20 three-course set lunch menu is just one of the reasons. The others are pretty much everything about the place, from the wine, to the service, to the room. But not least because the food is classic, tasty, and (mostly) made just for you.
Few restaurants know how to serve a straightforward plate of food as well as The Delaunay. It’s the same restaurant group as The Wolseley, so you know you’re going to get some reliable brasserie classics here. This is a fail-safe spot in central London, where you’re under no expectation to let anybody else have your schnitzel or stroganoff.
You’re about as likely to have the menu explained to you in Sweetings as you are to find a gel in one of the dishes. That stuff is reserved for the hair of its clientele. Sweetings is the oldest of old school City restaurants. And if you know anything about City boys and girls, then you know they don’t like to share. Don’t let that put you off though. It’s an institution to be experienced by everyone. Not least for some fish pie and sticky toffee pudding.
RESTAURANTS WHERE YOU CAN SHARE FOOD BUT NOBODY WILL BE LEFT POLITELY NIBBLING one third OF A CORN KERNEL
Watching your martyr of a mother insist that she’s full after having exactly seven strands of spaghetti and three edamame beans is painful. Sharing food can be a harsh and undemocratic experience in the wrong places, but Song Que is not one of them. Come for the pho or bun, and get everything else in between. Nobody will be leaving unsatisfied, we can guarantee you that.
Some of our favourite restaurants in London are made for sharing. But there are places where the food is made to be shared, and then there are menus ‘designed for sharing’. The former is food you want to eat. The latter is what the chef wants you to eat. Brigadiers is the former. And that’s definitely a good thing. This Indian BBQ restaurant has an enormous menu. Literally, it would make a good mozzy-slapper on holiday. It also means there’s a tonne to choose from. Just don’t miss the chicken wings, lamb chops, or the bone marrow biriyani.
Sometimes you want to start with sharing before having something to yourself. Moro is perfect if this is what you’re thinking. This Mediterranean-inspired spot is a London classic. You can share a bit of squid and salad to start before tucking into your own charcoal grilled meat or fish, or sharing the fattee if it’s on the menu.
It doesn’t feel particularly Italian to be politely cutting a single orecchiette in half when you don’t get as much as you expect, does it? Fear not, because there’s no danger of that at Bocca Di Lupo, one of our favourite Italian restaurants in London. Whether you’re at the bar or in the dining room, this is a lovely restaurant to share a few pastas and something off the grill. Whatever you do don’t miss out on the truffled radish salad. It’s a reluctant sharer.
The beauty of BBQ is that, often, you simply have to share. Not through menu design, or restaurant concept, or guilt tripping peer pressure. Rather, it’s because you’ve got a whole bloody pig in front of you and if you try and do that alone an ambulance will have to be called. Although Smokestak don’t do the whole hog, they do do a whole brisket. That aside you should definitely be getting the brisket bun (to yourself) plus ribs, aubergine, and charred greens to share. Maybe.
Of course you could share the omakase, some rolls, and some gyoza at Sushi Atelier for around £30 each between two, but if you’re anything like us, you’ll probably want that to yourself. This is probably the best high quality sushi at a reasonable price in London. Plus, if you order a lot and your friend can’t finish it, that’s still sharing right?