Half of you looks forward to your birthday every year, because by law, people have to be nice to you, and you also enjoy receiving free stuff. But the other half of you wants to dunk your head in ice water and stay at home with a takeaway, because it’s such a headache to plan. It’s your birthday, which means it’s up to you to corral all of your mates into somewhere with enough space, liquor, and good vibes to keep everyone happy.
Worry not. A cursory glance at our guide will give you options for a range of birthdays to work for you and your individual wants, whether you want something simple and fun, or somewhere a bit special. Here’s our list of restaurants that are great for you to book for your birthday.
You have an eclectic group of friends that range from fancy pants to baggy pants, and you want a place where they can all feel comfortable on your birthday. Meraki, a Greek restaurant in Fitzrovia, is your spot. This place is big and bright and pretty relaxed, and would really work for almost any conceivable occasion, your birthday included. Your crew can get deep into all the mezze, some lamb chops, and even some great pasta. And if you don’t order the doughnuts for dessert, you did your birthday dinner wrong.
Your parents have just called to give you the ‘good news’ that your extended family is popping down from Scunthorpe to ‘surprise’ you for your birthday. Great. Now you have to find somewhere that fits everyone at short notice, with food that’ll be acceptable for a palate used to Frankie & Benny’s and Kebab King. Book a table at East End classic Tayyab’s, because not only is it great for big groups, but it’s BYOB and everyone will love the brilliant Indian food. As a bonus, it’s loud enough inside so that your mates won’t really be able to hear the kind-of-offensive jokes your nan occasionally busts out.
Telling your friends that you’ve booked at Luca is basically signaling to them that shit’s about to get real. You’re all about to drink way too much wine, eat some amazing pasta, and have the kind of night that you’ll tell your grandchildren about (assuming you’re still friends in 50 years). Luca is one of the city’s best posh Italian restaurants, but it’s also just a place you come to feel good. If you’re six people or fewer, you can book in the main dining room and order a la carte, or if you’re really ready to go all in for a big birthday, reserve one of the private rooms where you’ll have a set menu.
It’s your birthday, meaning that you finally have permission to ditch your daily ‘on trend’ jeans and distressed jumper and revive your ‘going out out’ wardrobe. Bocconcino in Mayfair is one of the only few places left in London that’s appropriate for this, without breaking the bank completely. This is a big and classy Italian restaurant, serving big and classy Italian staples. It may not the best Italian food ever, but at least you’re mere steps away from some clubs that will appreciate your birthday outfit after your meal.
Your age now includes the numbers two and three, but not in the fun order. Grab two, three, or even more of your friends to have very civilised and chilled out dinner at The Marksman. Whether you’re in the upstairs dining room with a small crew or downstairs in the pub with a large crew, the modern British food will ensure a gracious shuffle towards your mid-thirties.
Dishoom, the excellent modern Indian restaurant that we all want to move into, sounds perfect for a birthday. As you picture you and your mates laughing over Old Fashioneds, sharing brilliant plates of Indian snacks and starters and being very happy when the chicken curry and lamb chops arrive, you remember that it’s no-bookings. Or is it? You can actually book if you’re in a group of six or more. So find more than five mates, and you’ll be set.
Everyone deserves fireworks on their birthday, and when you order the whole chicken at Red Rooster, it comes with fireworks. The rest of the menu here may not have as much sparkle, but there’s always a good party vibe, especially if you happen to be celebrating your birthday at brunch during their Gospel Sundays.
It’s your birthday, so your friends have to, by law, let you eat from their plates if you want to. And you always want to. But if you want to keep your friends happy for once, book your birthday dinner at Shikumen, where sharing is basically just required. Fortunately, the dim sum, Peking duck, and everything else is so good that no one will mind that they aren’t getting their own dish.
An interactive element is always a good call for celebratory occasions and big groups, so consider booking at Olle, a Korean BBQ spot on Shaftesbury Avenue where assorted marinated meats like wagyu beef will get cooked on a grill in the middle of your table. In addition, you’ll find a pretty extensive menu of other Korean food, from seafood pancakes to tofu stews.
Your birthday should be all about you, but for one moment, (or maybe a couple of moments) at Yashin Ocean House in Kensington, the food may steal the show. Your sashimi may arrive on dry ice, and your wagyu beef will come with candy floss. Also stealing the show: the random lifesize horse statue in the middle of the restaurant. But don’t worry, once your meal is done, all the attention will be back to you.
Although it’s your birthday, your friends have vetoed doing karaoke for your birthday due to something about you sounding like a drowning cat or worse when you sing. If you still want to bring the crew together to take part in an activity where you can show off your ample set of talents, Swingers is the spot. This is an indoor crazy golf venue, and they have three great dining tricks up their sleeves: pizza from Pizza Pilgrims, burgers from Patty & Bun, and tacos from DF/Mexico. So there’s something your whole crew can enjoy while you do your victory dance after winning crazy golf fair and square on your birthday.
If you want a pile of meat for your birthday, head to Black Lock, a converted basement brothel in Soho. While it once was seedy location, it has been transformed into a trendy space where you and your mates can have the cast of Animal Farm on your plate in the form of chops, starters and a side, all for £20 a head. You can all then spend your other money ordering cocktails that turn up to your table on a trolley.
If the requirement for your birthday meal is to eat something is interesting, Temper City does interesting mixed in with some fun too. The menu is a bit of a ‘foods of the world’ tour, with a range of different types of curries for your main course. But the starters are the real show stealers here - there’s a spicy Korean ‘haggis’ that’s spooned into lettuce leaves ssam-style, and a crunchy samphire and squid pakora that the table should split. There’s also an extensive gin list and an excellent playlist.
We have never achieved the following, but we want to put this out there anyway, because it’s our birthday dream. Somehow we want to get our whole crew seated along the bar at The Palomar. A night at The Palomar will involve excellent Israeli food, great cocktails and banter by the bar staff, and a party soundtrack bumping in the background. Now you understand our dream.