As you might have noticed, we're big on hashtags here at The Infatuation. And if you spend as much time posting photos of food as we do, you've definitely become familiar with the the most popular ones out there, at least when it comes to food. All are basically some variation on #checkoutthisthingimeating, but each is also a window into the poster's personality.
Here's what the one you choose says about you. Choose wisely.
You are an excellent person. Like, the best kind. You are smart, good looking, and awesome at life.
You either made this, plan on making this, or staged this to look like you made it. You also probably have a large collection of wooden spoons.
Creativity is not your strong suit. The last picture you posted was an inspirational quote about chasing your dreams or crossfit or something, and the next one will probably be a sunset. All of those photos were also tagged with #foodie.
You'll post a picture of literally anything.
You know very little of human intimacy. Whatever a "foodgasm" is, your photo definitely will not elicit one from those who see it.
You just graduated from college and you're the kind of person that talks really loud, all the time.
Your photos usually look nothing like food nor pornography. Actually, maybe that's exactly what they look like.
You have a hard time differentiating between the real world and Instagram. You often refer to yourself as a "photographer," even though you have only a very basic understanding of your point and shoot camera.
This is one of 47 hashtags you included on your picture of cereal this morning. It took you almost an hour. You're probably going to lose your job soon.