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Trader Joe’s Snacks That Go Well With NyQuil

PHOTO: Holly Liss

It’s 10:45pm on a Wednesday, and you’re just getting home from the office because your boss handed you three projects at 6:30pm, and then promptly left for Spago. You’re exhausted and broken but also hungry as sh*t. Here is everything you need from Trader Joe’s to get your life back on track.

Check out more ways to save your job (and your soul) in the rest of our LA Assistant’s Survival Guide here.

Mediterranean Hummus with Soy Sauce Crackers

If you’re buying any other kind of hummus, stop trusting yourself.

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Maple Leaf Cookies

These fit comfortably in almost all brands of underwear.

Creamy Toscana Cheese Soaked In Syrah (With Rosemary Crackers)

Best eaten with a ski mask on while you’re still at the store.

Diner Mac & Cheese

Try eating this without using hands.

Mochi

Anything you can stuff more than one of in your mouth at the same time is at least worth the story.

Cinnamon Sugar Pita Chips

The less sober, the better.

Spinach & Kale Greek Yogurt Dip (Reduced Guilt!!!)

We know you ate Burger King in your office bathroom today.

Dark Chocolate Covered Almonds With Sea Salt

They say eating dark chocolate is good for you. Eating dark chocolate in the shower without any lights on? Even better.

Sour Cream & Onion Corn Puffs

This is basically a better version of Pirate’s Booty, but you still have to dress like a pirate to eat it.

BBQ Chicken Pizza

Can also be used as a hat.

Peanut Butter Filled Pretzels

Put these in your glove compartment. Offer them to the parking cop.

Unexpected Cheddar

Unexpected night cramps.

Speculoos Crunchy Cookie Butter

A treat you and your roommate’s cat can share together.

Spinach Tortellini

Screaming “take your stupid tortellini too!” feels great during a low-stakes breakup.

Corn And Chile Salsa

Unshareable.

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