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17 Things To Eat This Fall That Aren't Pumpkin Flavored

Do you feel that people? A most magical time is once again upon us. The air is crisp, your football team sucks, and every girl with zero distinctive qualities has a smile on her face. IT’S PUMPKIN SEASON. To say the processed chemical of a once-proud member of the squash family has taken hold of everything uninteresting in American culture is an understatement. It’s grabbed it by the balls and thrown it into a scalding hot latte of who gives a f*ck. This season you can buy everything from pumpkin-spiced dog biscuits to dandruff shampoo because clearly your highlighted side-swipe and prancing chihuahua know the difference.

But maybe there’s something more to these few golden days of Fall? Perhaps, as a country, we can simply do better. I know I can. Let’s see if you can do your part. Here are the 17 suggestions of things you can eat this fall that aren’t pumpkin flavored.

  • The Halloween Whopper that turns your sh*t green.

  • Laced Altoids from your Uber driver.

  • A piece of pizza your dog’s currently wearing as a hat.

  • All-day breakfast at McDonald’s with your Landlord.

  • Tequila.

  • A plate of spaghetti you failed to realize was actually your sweater.

  • Triscuits you’ve made into a sword to impress your tax guy with.

  • Too many Tums.

  • Anne Coulter’s lizard skin.

  • The mopped-up blood of your Tinder date.

  • The 14 marbles Ariana Grande puts in her mouth before singing.

  • Steve Sarkisian’s bar tab.

  • That specific moment in a conversation when you realize the only thing left to
    talk about is El Nino.

  • Your feelings, as seen through the eyes of your future pet.

  • An unmarked external hard drive a bald eagle just left on your window sill.

  • The kiss you’ll never know a ghost left on your neck last night.

  • Grapes.

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