Wario’s Beef & Pork

Wario’s is an East Coast-style sandwich shop that’s your best option before a Crew game. They do a tight menu of six subs with no substitutions—no, really, they mean it (and please, don’t try and ask for ketchup on anything). The puffy semolina hoagie buns are what make these sandwiches so great. The must-order is The Steak Wario’s Way, in which that wonderful bread is topped with eight ounces of thinly sliced roast beef, plus grilled onions, house cheese whiz, provolone, and white american. No order is complete without the house spuds, which are smashed, crispy, salty, and totally perfect.