Velvet Taco

This chain started in Texas, and has a menu filled with fusion tacos that seem invented by a hungry drunk person with nothing left to lose. They’re not very good, and we can’t think of anything worse than their chicken and waffles taco, made with a flaccid taco-shaped waffle, gloopy gravy, and leathery fried chicken. Despite the West Loop location serving alcohol, the counter-service space is way too much of a fast-food restaurant to make you want to hang out here after going out in the neighborhood.