Texan Taco Bar

Have you ever heard of Parlor Pizza? Of patio-and-tax-evasion fame? Texan Taco Bar in the West Loop is owned by the same folks, and is much, much worse. The rooftop is a Big 10 nightmare come to life, and the menu includes things like “quesapizza” and a “Big Tex Taco” that’s exactly what it sounds like: a giant crispy taco filled with lettuce, cheese, and ground beef. That’s the level of nuance you can expect from this place. Unless you want to get sucked into a Midwestern bro vortex, enter at your own risk.